Sunday, June 6, 2010

Beer Bash. Gastropods Only. I'll Host.

After picking little slugs off my poor nibbled on basil, for the second time this morning, I decided it was time to fight dirty. What's the best way to lull your enemies into a false sense of security? Throw them a party! In this case I am inviting all the backyard gastropods over for drinks and a swim. I even built them little cabanas to keep the rain out of their beer pools. I hope they like them. I hope they like them A LOT. You notice I'm making them drink nasty canned beer. I'm not sharing my good stuff.

I had also read somewhere that slugs don't like crawling through coffee grounds. We'll see if that's true.

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